Griswold and Co Tree Farm Christmas Kitchen Towel - Holiday Family Vacation Vibes A little full… lotta sap… and a WHOLE lotta holiday chaos.
🎄 Griswold Boho Christmas Towel with featured quotes🎄
"Jolliest bunch of assholes this die of the nuthouse" "Pick out that special tree and cut it down with you" "A Real Beaut Guaranteed" "Little full lotta sap" "Free Squirrel with first purchase" "Hip Hap Happiest Christmas"
Meet the kitchen towel that perfectly sums up your holiday season: chaotic, festive, and a little unhinged—but in a totally charming, boho-floral kind of way. Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this 180GSM flour sack cotton towel features vintage car mayhem, questionable tree-cutting instructions, and FREE squirrel with first purchase (just kidding... or are we?).
Measuring 17.5"x28" with a built-in hanging loop (because we do believe in miracles), this towel is soft, strong, and absorbent enough to mop up both spilled eggnog and the tears of a holiday meltdown. Covered in pinks, greens, and dusty reds, it gives off “boho woodland fever dream” with a side of Cousin Eddie. Whether you're drying dishes, decorating, or just trying to survive until January, this towel’s got your back. And your countertops. ✨ Perfect for Holiday Movie marathons Wiping off 'a little sap' Making your kitchen the hippest, happiest, most dysfunctional Christmas zone on the block.
Key Features: Premium 180GSM flour sack cotton- highly absorbent and lint-free 17.5" x 28" size- perfect for all kitchen tasks Internal hanging loop- convenient hands-free storage Vintage tree farm design- nostalgic Christmas vacation theme Machine washable- we don't have time for items that aren't.